things I'm OCD about

shoelaces being even lengths
beard symmetry
shoes on the shelves having equal spacing
having the perfect jeans behind shoe tongue tuck
fingernail length
cereal/rice milk ratios
going through the guide on the satellite one channel at a time
paying with exact change whenever possible
doing the dishes after a meal
having the right snack/beverage
perfect toasted toast
not having a moustache or too much neck hair
hat tilt
having the right things in the right pockets
records in alphabetical order with singles before the LP if applicable
spelling in online chat
laundromat timing
pairing the right socks together when doing laundry
replying to emails
there's more but thinking about it is making my brain ache