heavy snow fucked my wrists up

shoveling snow def isn't in my job description even though it's great exercise and i actually don't hate it.

i check the weather network everyday just to see how much less snow and how much warmer Toronto is than Montreal....

For instance...last week it was -21 with the windchill here...Toronto a balmy -6.

for all my friends reading this from back home you have no idea how much easier you have it....not only do you not have to deal with french people, cigarette death traps aka bars and clubs, insane language law police, $42 parking tickets, and an a absolute ignorance to anything that's cool...you guys get to enjoy pussy-ass TO winters with dry sidewalks and salt everywhere.

In montreal it gets too cold to use salt so instead they just dump little black pebbles all over the city in ridiculous quantity.
These pebbles end up in your shoes, socks, apartment, place of work, everywhere...they might finally disappear by July but there's really only a few month window before those pieces of crap are back ruining your life.

hopefully the Turks and Caicos location of Goodfoot will open soon and I can get the hell off this godforsaken frozen rock that we call North America. hurricane season can't possibly be worse than winter, can it?

PS...we don't sell boots so stop asking you damn frogs