pushy pigeons

my boy gabe moved to new york for a few months and has found that all the hype really boils down to the fact that everyone there is very very serious about life and trying to survive...people pay $2000 US rent for a small box with roaches and even the pigeons are pushy

leave it to me to bring disaster pretty much anywhere i go...the day that he comes to meet me his car starts making a scary noise and a mechanic tells him over the phone while we were having brunch that his rear end is NO GOOD..basically the car is shot and needs a major parts overhaul before it's safe to drive

so we drove it around for the rest of the afternoon anyways(living on the edge yo!) and tried to drive really slowly and not ever slow down..just gradually accelerate and it didn't really work out

gabe decided to just leave it with a mechanic who's name was ronnie(shirt said PETE) and I haven't heard anything since..hopefully there's a way to salvage it without buying a new rear end

i also ate vegan chicken wings at a spot called foodswings and they were phenomenal