28 October, 2005

Sketchy Beaters/Crazy kids

if you aren't from Toronto you probably have no idea what that term beater even means but picture dirty white avirex sneakers with a hit of carolina blue, jeans with random patches on them tucked into socks and fake ice resting over a jersey or johnny blaze hoodie coupled with the preteen moustache and you've pretty much got it.

so these sketchy beaters were in here today and i for realz thought they were going to try and steal some shit but luckily me tossing them minor 'tude led to them getting frustrated and leaving

i even called for backup just in case but as soon as i did the beaters bounced....i hate confrontation so it's probably better this way.

i'm glad my neighbours are so on point though and would drop what they are doing to come help me if some shit really did go down in here.

right now however there's the polar opposite in the store...a quirky colourful coated french mom and her monotone but probably a graphic artist husband and their hyperactive 2-3 year old in galoshes bouncing around like a maniac...

although there was no risk of having anything stolen there was also no chance of anything being sold so really which encounter brings more fulfillment?

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